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Midwestern Goodbye Shirt

$ 24.00

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If you live in the Midwest it means half your month has been spent saying goodbye after gatherings to fellow Midwesterners. It goes something like:

"Welp, gotta get goin'. Hey, by the way, how's Susan doing? Okay, really gotta scoot this time. Let's hug, and then chat a little more about the weather, and then hug again at the car. Oh, wait did you hear about Carl? Ope, it sure is late, gotta go! One more hug! Make sure you stand outside and wave until I've reached the end of the street!"

You're strong. You survived a marathon goodbye. It lasted 26.2 minutes and was about on par with the expected duration of a midwestern farewell. Now tell the world with a t-shirt.


  • Poly/Cotton blend Heather Gold t-shirt
  • Ultra-soft unisex fitted t-shirt
  • Size Chart