I own authentic Wayfarers. I have a MacBook, iPad, and I preordered the new iPhone. My messenger bag cost more than a hotel in the city. I only shop at Whole Foods and the farmers market. My cat eats organic food and drinks bottled water. I work at a vintage clothing boutique. All of my favorite t-shirts are ironic.

I can't afford to be a hipster.

Printed on a hipster approved American made 100% cotton t-shirt.